Archive for March, 2007

Bullies: We Can’t Win the War on Terror Without Them

Yes, once again this week, I turn my blog over to someone else. If you think I’m getting lazy and phoning it in here at Honest Errors, you would be right. But then again I have never claimed to be a blogger extraordinaire.

Today’s guest poster is none other than Harold Moolendyke, President and CEO of Progressive Military Solutions, a provider of information technology to the defense industry.

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We’ve all read the news about the anti-bullying bill passing the House here in Michigan. Many people seem to think it’s a fine thing. I, for one, do not.

Just the other day, one of my son’s best friends, someone who identifies himself as a bully and is justly feared among his peers, said to me, “I love faggots. That’s why I like to torment’em!” He takes pride in his abilities to make his fellow high school students tremble with fear. A proud young man like him will be irreparably harmed by this bill.

You see, bullies are this country’s future. How are we here in the U.S. going to effectively wage a War on Terror without people who are gifted in the art of injecting fear into the hearts and minds of our enemies? Just as young athletes and math whizzes need to be able to fully develop their talents, so to do young bullies. And the way for them to do that is by letting them be young bullies; by letting them go about their daily business of tormenting the different, the weird, the fag, the perceived fag, the wimp, the turd, the sissy, or anyone who just happens to be in the bully’s way that particular moment.

The future of this great and powerful nation of ours depends on people willing to go after others in this take-no-prisoners world we live in, a world currently in the middle of a War on Terror. Make no mistake, this War on Terror is a Clash of Civilizations. One I don’t intend for our country and the West to lose. In order to win, we must protect and nurture our toughest bullies. No one wins wars by being nice. You win wars by being tough and striking at your enemies’ weakest points, injecting fear inside them. Shock and Awe is not the method of the weak. Bullies are tough and know people’s weaknesses. It’s bullies who won wars for us in the past. And it’s bullies who will win this war and future wars for us.

Our honorable men and women serving in Iraq at Abu Ghraib prison, various CIA rendition sites around the world, and of course Guantanamo Bay need to know that they are not the last of their kind. Humiliation and other forms of intense interrogation techniques are some of our most valuable tools in the War on Terror. To keep America safe, we need people who are willing to do whatever is necessary to extract information from terror suspects.

If this bill becomes law it sends a signal to all of our tough young men and women, like my son’s friend, that they are not appreciated or needed. It sends an even more dangerous signal to our enemies who plot against us that we are ready to surrender.

If you ask me, this country of ours could use some more bullying. Who among us wouldn’t like to see Donald Rumsfeld give Iranian President Ahmadinejad a swirly or Dick Cheney yank one of Castro’s arms behind his back and make him shout, “Democracy”?

So I urge Senate Majority Leader Mike Bishop to continue his fine leadership in the upper chamber (as he’s done with this current budget battle against the Tax-Happy Democrats) and see to it that this anti-bullying measure is voted down by the Republicans.

Don’t just vote it down for the sake of Michigan.

Vote it down for the sake of our national security.

Harold Moolendyke

Circuit City Fires Most Talented

That’s right, kids. If you work hard and become successful, that will make you a liability at some companies, and get you fired.

Circuit City said yesterday that it had fired 3,400 of its highest-paid sales staff and will replace them with lower-paid workers, a risky strategy to cut costs that goes beyond the layoffs, buyouts and hiring freezes commonly used by struggling companies.

The fired workers will receive severance packages and a chance to apply for lower-paying positions after a 10-week delay, said the 655-store electronics chain based in Richmond, Va.

And now Circuit city wants its remaining workers to be good loyal workers…

Politics is Wrestling and Vice-Versa

Someone points out that professional wrestling and U.S. politics are just about exactly alike.

The time has come to admit to ourselves that young America’s polite indifference towards partisan politics and the wrestling industry stems from the uncomfortable but increasingly undeniable fact that the two have grown indistinguishable from one another.

Skeptical? Then dig, if you will, the picture: A pair of unconvincing actors square off in a heated debate, reading from clumsy, cliché-filled scripts, only pretending to disagree, while everyone in the audience knows who’s going to win ahead of time. Now riddle me this: have I just described two wrestlers, or two politicians?

There’s your upbeat thought for the day.

Exit Stage Right…

Lately, I have been posting quite a bit against the Republican solutions to the budget crisis we face in this state. So, for fun I thought I would turn over my blog to someone from the other side of the political divide. He’s the well-known Michigan GOP operative and commentator, Paul “Paulie” Rudis. Some of you might be familiar with his regular blog “That’s Paul, folks.” I don’t agree with many aspects of his political philosophy, but I do respect him as a person, a thinker, and a friend. My hope is that you’ll find his post (not edited by anyone but himself) both thoughtful and provocative. Enjoy.

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588 Days until election day.

MORNING SUMMARY:

Congratulations to David Stockman, former budget director in Reagan Administration, for landing one of best defense attorneys in nation: Elkan Abramowitz. I’m sure Elkan will insure David is proven true to his word, “I have done absolutely nothing wrong.”
Big announsment…The Republican Party’s new Zero Initiative Tax (ZIT)! Our goal is no taxes whatsoever for anyone in the State of Michigan!!!
Michigan Chapter of Ann Coulter Fan Club strong an growing by leaps an bounds!!!
Plus! Andy Dillon and Democrats have a Drug Problem!

THE REST OF THE STORY:

David Stockman was charged in and indictment with fraud while Chairman of Collins & Aikman Corporation. David has hired one of best leading white collar criminal defense attorneys in nation: Elkan Abramowitz. I’m sure Elkan will insure Stockman is proven true by his word: “I have done absolutely nothing wrong.” It’s a shame David Stockman, has to defend himself when he has done nothing wrong other than save a company that was being ruined by Democrats oppressive taxes.
Many of you know David from his tireless effort in the Reagan White House as budget director to impliment supply-side economics. What liberals won’t tell you??? Supply-side policies was responsible for the extraordinary growth the great U.S. of A. had during the 80’s!!!

Newt Gingrich has a great saying…real change take real change. It’s a concept so simple its complex. That’s what supply-side is.

The Republican Party’s new Zero Initiative Tax (ZIT) marches backward. Backward??? Yes, in deed! Because our goal is no taxes whatsoever four anyone in the State of Michigan. Were actually pulling back the taxes dollar by dollar, with the ultimate goal of zero dollars! What’s better than smaller government??? No government!! We’re making sure that Michigan leads the charge against government. People have a real choice…continue being tax slaves to government as democrats want…or be free as Republicans and Conservatives want! Just think of how many businesses would come to Michigan if we had ZERO taxes!!! There’ll be so many good-paying jobs for so many honest hard-working people, we won’t need police, prisons, or schools. Everyone will be fully empowered over their own lives while happily employed an so wealthy they’ll be able to hire their own private security detail and private tutors for their kids.

After seeing Ann Coulter talk with such grace and skill at CPAC, she’s a powerful intelligent speaker and received a warm reception, I finally signed up for her official fan club. I had put it off way too long, I’m ashamed to admit…Why Ann hasn’t found her man yet is a mystery to me. All you conservative bachelors out there, you’ve still got a chance!?!?!?!?

House Speaker Andy Dillon and the Democrats are on Drugs! Dillon and the Democrats continue to DRUG their feet on a budget plan now that no one is “buying” Granholm’s “two-penny plan”. Maybe if they got off there drug problem they wood have a plan?!?! Make your voices heard. Get the facts…stay involved. We need to let our legislators know what we think. Folks…you better be paying attention!?!?!?

I am proud to announce are Legacy Brick Fund! To support our work on ZIT, buy a brick with your name on it. Then, once the Michigan GOP’s ZIT grows and reaches it’s goal and the government is gone, you and every other brick owner can throw it through the windows of the Capitall! Join us build the party, go backward to zero taxes, and someday say “I threw brick at Capital!!”

Paulie Rudis

P.S. Thanks, Rich, for letting me post on your blog. The GOP already has many wonderful asses, but you would be a true asset to our party if you ever switched sides.

Hexagon on Saturn

There’s a hexagon on Saturn’s north pole. I had no idea. This was captured by Cassini:


See? Science is not just cool, but trippy, too.

Thinking in Circles

Reading this story on Mary Douglas’s book Thinking in Circles: An Essay on Ring Composition brought to mind the book I’m reading now: Divine Days.

The feeling is familiar. You are listening to a piece of music, and nothing links one moment with the next. Sounds seem to emerge without purpose from some unmapped realm, neither connecting to what came before nor anticipating anything after. The same thing can happen while reading. Passages accumulate like tedious entries in an exercise book. Chaos, disorder, clumsiness, disarray: these must be the marks of poor construction or, perhaps, of deliberate provocation.

In a strange way, though, the very same sensations might also be marks of our own perceptual failures. Perhaps the order behind the sounds is simply not being heard; perhaps the logic of the argument is not being understood. Paying attention to anything alien can be like listening to a foreign language. There may be logic latent in the sounds, but it is not evident to untrained ears.

Leon Forrest uses a style in Divine Days (though not as seemingly chaotic as some of the texts referred to in the article) that starts, stops, backtracks, jumps ahead, then back again, turns, and doubles-back, all in an attempt to capture the narrator Joubert Jones’ thoughts and experiences at a given moment in the novel. It’s an attempt to mix history, rumor, and feeling all at once in every moment over the period of seven days in 1966. The effect can be dizzying and overwhelming at times. Though never boring and always engaging.

Getting That First Novel Published

From the Guardian:

Kate Saunders, while reading for the Orange Prize, felt that ‘publishers seem enormously scared of too much originality. Many of the first novels we had to read this year appeared to be watered-down copies of something else.’ Perhaps what these writers need is practice. Regrettably, there is no longer much opportunity (with the honourable exception of editor Louise Chunn’s initiative in Good Housekeeping) for novices to publish stories in magazines. Publishing your first novel is as daunting as cold calling. ‘It is much harder,’ Pat Kavanagh says, ‘to get first novels across to a general reader when there is no obvious promotional handle’.

Sounds like things are very similar on the other side of he pond…

Doing the Deed Then Running

The Republicans finally revealed their budget-balancing proposal. It included their approval of Governor Granholm’s $344 million negotiated cuts via executive order and the rejection of her 2-percent service tax plan. It also included $600 million of their own cuts, revealed in the proud manner befitting a cheating spouse. They brought the supplemental legislation to the floor at 7:30pm Thursday, refused to let Democrats debate it, and passed it. Then the Republicans ran out of the chamber. Yes, they did the deed then ran.

The Governor and many Democrats denounced the cuts and the manner in which they were passed. Republican supporters countered by calling Granholm, Democrats, and their supporters “a bunch of Chicken Littles.”

Across the state a wide range of these supposed “Chicken Littles” are condemning the proposed cuts.

They are condemned here.

A 2 percent wage hike for home health service workers would be rolled back under the Senate plan.

“We already have trouble getting people to do the work and this is going to make it even more difficult,” said Dohn Hoyle, executive director of The Arc Michigan, which has 38 agencies around the state that advocate for the mentally impaired.

He said the $11 million cut won’t be a money-saver for Michigan because it’ll force people into more expensive nursing home facilities.

And here.

Ross said Jackson officials are struggling to find the $230,000 that would be lost if the plan is approved. Preliminary figures have police officers, out-of-town travel and city-owned vehicles on the chopping block, he said. Ross also has issued a citywide hiring freeze.

“The Republicans have no strategy, no plan,” said Senate Minority Leader Mark Schauer, D-Battle Creek. “These cuts would have a devastating impact on our community, on our people and on our state.”

And here.

‘‘We should be thinking about (how) we can invest in public education, not how we can take money away from kids in public education,’’ said Sen. Ray Basham, D-Taylor.

Republicans countered that the $34 per-student cut is a modest amount for schools to have to make up in the two months remaining in the school year and that a tax increase this budget year is unacceptable. Some districts have warned they’ll have to lay off teachers if their state aid is cut at this point in the school year.

And here

If approved by the House, a $34 per pupil reduction in funding means a loss of $500,000 in Rochester schools, $411,352 in Troy schools, $391,792 in Waterford schools, $535,775 in Walled Lake schools and $310,338 in Pontiac schools, according to the Senate fiscal agency.

That’s money that has to be dealt with by the end of schools’ fiscal year June 30, said Waterford Schools Superintendent Robert Neu.

“It’s hard to swallow,” Neu said.

Neu said he appreciated that the per pupil cuts weren’t as bad as the $225 that was an earlier number tossed around as a likely reduction.

“I appreciate the governor and Legislature making education a critical part of the conversation,” Neu said. “We’re still hopeful there won’t be any cuts. I think the Legislature has to understand that no cuts are acceptable.”

Worse, Neu said, is that school districts have to have budgets prepared for the next fiscal year beginning July 1 without knowing what the Legislature will eventually approve.

“That’s the insanity of it,” Neu said. “We’re going on the assumption of no increase next year. That means $5.5 million in cuts.”

…where they were also declared Dead On Arrival in the House. But not by Speaker Andy Dillon himself. Based on his lackluster performance during this whole battle, I don’t know that he would actually do anything to rally the votes against the Republican budget plan. He seems content to let Granholm do all the heavy-lifting in this battle while he does whatever he’s doing. (If you want a study in contrasts, just view House Speaker Dillon’s and Senate Minority Leader Schauer’s recent appearances on Off The Record with Tim Skubick. With Dillon, you get the impression he’s in over his head and that he doesn’t feel any sense of urgency over the current situation. With Schauer, you get the impression that he has a clear idea of both the gravity of the situation and what needs to be done to fix it.)

If the Senate Republicans had actually believed in the soundness of their budget proposals, they would have introduced and passed them in a more transparent manner, one the budget process deserves. Doing otherwise, in order to duck debate with their colleagues on the floor of the Senate and avoid the reactions they’re now getting from Michigan citizens, demonstrates their cowardice and lack of vision. It also demonstrates they would rather continue to play games with the budget than do any serious work.

So, for the benefit of this state, it should not be difficult for Democrats to stand up to the Republicans and reject their severely flawed budget proposals. To approve their budget would be to embrace the Republican’s brand of cowardly politics and disinvest in Michigan’s future.

Celebrity Lecture Series

This is very cool: lectures at MSU by writers such as Joyce Carol Oates, Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Derek Walcott, and Isabel Allende recorded and available for download for free. (Real Audio required.) This project is being done in my own back yard here courtesy of MATRIX.

Mr. Grin Keeps on Grinning

After taking an incomprehensible stance on the Iraq War Resolution in the House of Representatives, Congressman Mike Rogers (aka Mr. Grin) voted with the Bush Republicans and then introduced his own proposal. You can read it here. It has gone absolutely nowhere in the House of Representatives. He had to know it would go nowhere. He is, afterall, a veteran Congressman. So you have to ask the question: what was the point?

Now he can’t be bothered with the needs of Michigan farmers.

St. Johns dairy farmer Kerry Nobis wants to be able to hire foreign workers year-round to help with his 800 cows.

During a visit to Washington with other representatives of the Michigan Farm Bureau, Nobis argued that the country’s foreign-worker program should be more flexible.

But he said the argument didn’t seem to have much impact.

His congressman, Rep. Mike Rogers, R-Brighton, “believes that in the interest of national security, our first priority has to be a secure border and once that is achieved, we can work to address unique situations like the dairy producers,” spokeswoman Sylvia Warner said.
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Nobis, 36, was skeptical. “We can’t wait around forever while they secure the border,” he said.

Over five years after 9/11, Mr. Grin would rather keep people out who want to come to our country to work, to the detriment of our state’s farmers, while still not providing a plan for a “secure border.” Again, makes you wonder what he’s actually doing.

As was noted yesterday, Mr. Grin would like to see the FBI’s alleged abuses of the Patriot Act be investigated, but is still foggy about Alberto Gonzales’s far-less-than-stellar job performance as Attorney General.

Rogers, typically a strong supporter of the Bush administration, also said that the recent controversy over U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales and the firing of several U.S. attorneys was not handled well. The administration has denied accusations that the attorneys were let go for political reasons.

“It was generally not well-done,” Rogers said, but he refused to join a handful of Republicans who have called for Gonzales to resign. He said he’d rather let the situation play itself out.

Ah, the Wait-and-See Approach. This is rather surprising from a former FBI agent, someone who investigated suspected wrongdoing and gathered evidence so that U.S. attorneys could use such evidence against alleged criminals. You’d think he’d be a lot more concerned over the cheap politicization of hiring and firing federal prosecutors.

Well, now that more incriminating e-mails are being released, the public is finding out more about what was going on behind the U.S. attorney firings, like this:

At one point, McNulty questioned the dismissal of U.S. Attorney Daniel Bogden in Nevada. “I’m a little skittish about Bogden,” McNulty wrote in a Dec. 7 e-mail to Gonzales’ chief of staff, Kyle Sampson, two days before the firings. “He has been with DOJ since 1990 and, at age 50, has never had a job outside government.”

Still, McNulty concluded: “I’ll admit have not looked at his district’s performance. Sorry to be raising this again/now; it was just on my mind last night and this morning.”

It looks more like this was not simply “generally not well-done.” I was outright despicable. The most egregious has to be Carol Lam’s firing.

In an E-mail from Kyle Sampson, then the chief of staff to the attorney general, to White House deputy counsel William Kelley on May 11, 2006, Sampson cryptically referred to “the real problem we have right now with Carol Lam that leads me to conclude that we should have someone ready to be nominated on 11/18, the day her 4-year term expires.”

The day before, Lam had contacted the Justice Department to inform it of search warrants issued for Kyle “Dusty” Foggo, who had just resigned as No. 3 official at the CIA and was eventually indicted in connection with a bribery scandal that put former Republican Rep. Randy “Duke” Cunningham behind bars. Two days later, the FBI raided Foggo’s home and former office.

As the clear evidence of gross incompetence and negligence piles up, Democrats and even some Republicans are calling for Gonzales’ resignation. But based on what we’ve seen of our Congressman Mr. Grin, residents of Michigan’s 8th Congressional District can expect little more than his grin.

[cross-posted on Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood]

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