Here’s a video of actress Kristen Wiig reading some poems written by Suzanne Somers. Who knew Suzanne Somers wrote poetry? The poems are awful, but thanks to Wiig’s delivery they achieve a hilarity that I’m sure Somers did not intend.
Yes. “The Quiet Loneliness of Being Alone…It’ll probably be the Houseboy.”
FYI, “Touch Me: The Poems of Suzanne Somers” appears to be out of print.